💉 Some races you get the chance to dope one of your own cows for a one-race boost, with a risk of failing the post-race test.
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Off
😈 Some races you get the chance to pay to poison or snipe one rival cow before the gates open.
On
Off
🏠 Players can open their stable, send cows to cowcamp and buy or sell at the Cow Market. Off = betting only: no starter cows, doping, sabotage or Bingo Grandma cow prizes.
A field of 6–12 blocky bovines, real‑time 3D racing, an odds engine that runs Monte‑Carlo on every race, plus stables, cowcamp upgrades and stewards' enquiries. Built as a single‑player slice of the full party game.
Race card
Bet slip
€
Staked€0
Could return€0
Bank€0
My Stable
Cow Market
Buy a cow into your stable. Owned cows are entered automatically and earn purse money when they place.
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On the card
Race event
🎲 Random
💣 Mine
🌊 Quicksand
🛸 UFO
🎯 Sniper
🤢 Poison
🥛 Milk Leak
⚡ Lightning
🌪️ Tornado
🐅 Tiger
🙃 Cow Tipping
🥕 Golden Carrot
🍃 Tailwind
🐑 Sheep
🐂 Headbutt
🏃 Streaker
📺 Big Screen
🟫 Mud Slick
🦅 Eagle
🌪️ Twister
💰 Jackpot
🚧 Hurdle
🔄 Swap
🚪 Shortcut
🚦 Roadworks
🚜 Pace Tractor
🍄 Giant Cow
🐝 Bee Swarm
🌋 Earthquake
🟥 Matador
🪩 Disco Break
🎲 Double or Nothing
🤺 Side Duel
😤 Grudge Match
🌽 Snack Stand
✗ None
Action Cam 🎬
💰 Bets on this cow
At the gate…
Finishing order
PIN
📺
Race is live!
Watch the race on the shared screen. Your result will appear here when it's done.
Admin
🐄 Cow Editor
📦 Cow Sets
⚡ Event Overview
🏟 Stadiums
🧪 Testing
💇 Hair & Eyes
🎨 Hides
🎥 Camera
🎛 Presets
📰 News Desk
📨 Feedback
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom · click to inspect a spot
📋 Import stadium from JSON
Forces the next solo race (Hub → Next race) onto a specific stadium, time of day and/or weather instead of the normal random pick — handy for testing a look or a weather-gated event without rerolling. Multiplayer sessions aren't affected. Set any of these back to 🎲 Random to hand it back to chance.
🎲 Random
☀️ Day
🌙 Night
🎲 Random
☀️ Sunny
🌧️ Rain
🌫️ Fog
💨 Wind
❄️ Snow
Runs a batch of races on ONE fixed field/track/weather — same matchup every time, only the dice/RNG differs — so you can check whether a cow's stats/odds actually predict its win rate, with the race feel above. No 3D/animation involved, so thousands run near-instantly. Download the result as a CSV (opens straight in Excel), including each runner's stats and win/place odds.
No batch run yet.
Runs MANY different random fields (not one fixed matchup) and tallies how often the market's #1/#2/#3/4th+ priced runner actually wins — this is the number that compares directly against real horse racing's well-documented favourite win rates (UK racing, thousands of races: favourite ~30-35%, 2nd ~20%, 3rd ~12-15%, top 3 combined ~65-70%). Uses the race feel above, and also measures the race action: lead changes, overtakes and how often the leader at halfway goes on to win.
Every hairstyle/eye style is just a list of pieces (position, size, rotation, color). Fix a piece that's floating wrong, resize it, mirror it, or add/delete pieces entirely — the preview updates live. Nothing here affects the live game until you hit Save.
💇 Hair
👀 Eyes
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom · click to inspect a spot
A hide is a pattern mask, not a picture: each cow fills it in with its own colours, so one hide works on every cow. Download a slot, repaint it in any image editor, and upload it back into the same slot. It goes live for everyone straight away, with no deploy.
How to paint one: transparent or white = the cow's body colour, black = its patch colour, and greys blend between the two (good for shading and fur). The image repeats across the whole cow (one tile ≈ the length of the body), so make the edges match up.
Try a few combinations: the hide should work with any of them.
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom
New Cow Set
100 cows
🌍 Public
🔒 Private
🐄 Cow-ish puns
🎤 Real names
My Profile
Account
Email
Role
My Cow Sets
60 cows
This set will be private — only you can use it, until you share it with someone by email or screen name.
Host a race night
✏️ Customized
📱 Each phone
📺 Shared screen
10 races
20 races
50 races
100 races
Endless
50 races
€2,000
€5,000
€15,000
€5,000
None
1 cow
2 cows
No races
50
100
200
Runs this many races behind the scenes before race 1, so every cow already has form and a race record.
No timer
1 minute
3 minutes
5 minutes
Race starts automatically once time's up, even if not everyone's bet.
On
Off
A quick 1-2 min walkthrough of owning cows and the betting ring, shown before the first race. Great for new players — turn it off for a group that's already played.
💉 Some races you get the chance to dope one of your own cows for a one-race boost, with a risk of failing the post-race test.
On
Off
😈 Some races you get the chance to pay to poison or snipe one rival cow before the gates open.
On
Off
🏠 Players can open their stable, send cows to cowcamp and buy or sell at the Cow Market. Off = betting only: no starter cows, doping, sabotage or Bingo Grandma cow prizes.
Join a race night
Enter PIN
Grab your phone and join
Scan the code, or enter this PIN
Who's racing
All players will move to the betting screen simultaneously.