
No account needed β just the PIN and a name.
Happy Hour, Stranger Things.
Stewards' enquiries, injuries, sponsorships, bingo wins.
A field of 6β12 blocky bovines, realβtime 3D racing, an odds engine that runs MonteβCarlo on every race, plus stables, cowcamp upgrades and stewards' enquiries. Built as a singleβplayer slice of the full party game.
Watch the race on the shared screen. Your result will appear here when it's done.
Forces the next solo race (Hub β Next race) onto a specific stadium, time of day and/or weather instead of the normal random pick β handy for testing a look or a weather-gated event without rerolling. Multiplayer sessions aren't affected. Set any of these back to π² Random to hand it back to chance.
Runs a batch of races on ONE fixed field/track/weather β same matchup every time, only the dice/RNG differs β so you can check whether a cow's stats/odds actually predict its win rate, in either sim mode. No 3D/animation involved, so thousands run near-instantly. Download the result as a CSV (opens straight in Excel), including each runner's stats and win/place odds.
Runs MANY different random fields (not one fixed matchup) and tallies how often the market's #1/#2/#3/4th+ priced runner actually wins β this is the number that compares directly against real horse racing's well-documented favourite win rates (UK racing, thousands of races: favourite ~30-35%, 2nd ~20%, 3rd ~12-15%, top 3 combined ~65-70%). Uses the Classic/Dice mode picked above.
Every hairstyle/eye style is just a list of pieces (position, size, rotation, color). Fix a piece that's floating wrong, resize it, mirror it, or add/delete pieces entirely β the preview updates live. Nothing here affects the live game until you hit Save.
Every hide is just a 128Γ128 image wrapped onto the cow β not sliders/data like Hair & Eyes. Download a slot's current image, repaint it in Photoshop/Procreate/Aseprite/anything, then upload the result back into that same slot β live for everyone immediately, no code deploy needed.
Race starts automatically once time's up, even if not everyone's bet.
A quick 1-2 min walkthrough of owning cows and the betting ring, shown before the first race. Great for new players β turn it off for a group that's already played.
Happy Hour, Stranger Things.
Stewards' enquiries, injuries, sponsorships, bingo wins.
All players will move to the betting screen simultaneously.