💉 Some races you get the chance to dope one of your own cows for a one-race boost, with a risk of failing the post-race test.
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Off
😈 Some races you get the chance to pay to poison or snipe one rival cow before the gates open.
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Off
🏠 Players can open their stable, send cows to cowcamp and buy or sell at the Cow Market. Off = betting only: no starter cows, doping, sabotage or Bingo Grandma cow prizes.
A field of 6–12 blocky bovines, real‑time 3D racing, an odds engine that runs Monte‑Carlo on every race, plus stables, cowcamp upgrades and stewards' enquiries. Built as a single‑player slice of the full party game.
Race card
Bet slip
€
Staked€0
Could return€0
Bank€0
My Stable
Cow Market
Buy a cow into your stable. Owned cows are entered automatically and earn purse money when they place.
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On the card
Race event
🎲 Random
💣 Mine
🌊 Quicksand
🛸 UFO
🎯 Sniper
🤢 Poison
🥛 Milk Leak
⚡ Lightning
🌪️ Tornado
🐅 Tiger
🙃 Cow Tipping
🥕 Golden Carrot
🍃 Tailwind
🐑 Sheep
🐂 Headbutt
🏃 Streaker
📺 Big Screen
🟫 Mud Slick
🦅 Eagle
🌪️ Twister
💰 Jackpot
🚧 Hurdle
🔄 Swap
🚪 Shortcut
🚦 Roadworks
🚜 Pace Tractor
🍄 Giant Cow
🐝 Bee Swarm
🌋 Earthquake
🟥 Matador
🪩 Disco Break
🎲 Double or Nothing
🤺 Side Duel
😤 Grudge Match
🌽 Snack Stand
🍊 Ronald Grump
🛹 Skateboard
🐃 Brutalis
📷 Speed camera
🙌 Mexican wave
✗ None
Action Cam 🎬
💰 Bets on this cow
At the gate…
Finishing order
PIN
📺
Race is live!
Watch the race on the shared screen. Your result will appear here when it's done.
Admin
🐄 Cow Editor
📦 Cow Sets
⚡ Event Overview
🏟 Stadiums
🧪 Testing
💇 Hair & Eyes
🎨 Hides
🎥 Camera
🎛 Presets
📰 News Desk
📨 Feedback
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom · click to inspect a spot
📋 Import stadium from JSON
Forces the next solo race (Hub → Next race) onto a specific stadium, time of day and/or weather instead of the normal random pick — handy for testing a look or a weather-gated event without rerolling. Multiplayer sessions aren't affected. Set any of these back to 🎲 Random to hand it back to chance.
🎲 Random
☀️ Day
🌙 Night
🎲 Random
☀️ Sunny
🌧️ Rain
🌫️ Fog
💨 Wind
❄️ Snow
Runs a batch of races on ONE fixed field/track/weather — same matchup every time, only the dice/RNG differs — so you can check whether a cow's stats/odds actually predict its win rate, with the race feel above. No 3D/animation involved, so thousands run near-instantly. Download the result as a CSV (opens straight in Excel), including each runner's stats and win/place odds.
No batch run yet.
Runs MANY different random fields (not one fixed matchup) and tallies how often the market's #1/#2/#3/4th+ priced runner actually wins — this is the number that compares directly against real horse racing's well-documented favourite win rates (UK racing, thousands of races: favourite ~30-35%, 2nd ~20%, 3rd ~12-15%, top 3 combined ~65-70%). Uses the race feel above, and also measures the race action: lead changes, overtakes and how often the leader at halfway goes on to win.
Every hairstyle/eye style is just a list of pieces (position, size, rotation, color). Fix a piece that's floating wrong, resize it, mirror it, or add/delete pieces entirely — the preview updates live. Nothing here affects the live game until you hit Save.
💇 Hair
👀 Eyes
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom · click to inspect a spot
A hide is a pattern mask, not a picture: each cow fills it in with its own colours, so one hide works on every cow. Download a slot, repaint it in any image editor, and upload it back into the same slot. It goes live for everyone straight away, with no deploy.
How to paint one: transparent or white = the cow's body colour, black = its patch colour, and greys blend between the two (good for shading and fur). The image repeats across the whole cow (one tile ≈ the length of the body), so make the edges match up.
Try a few combinations: the hide should work with any of them.
🖱️ Drag to spin/tilt · scroll to zoom
New Cow Set
100 cows
🌍 Public
🔒 Private
🐄 Cow-ish puns
🎤 Real names
My Profile
Account
Email
Role
My Cow Sets
60 cows
This set will be private — only you can use it, until you share it with someone by email or screen name.
Host a race night
✏️ Customized
📱 Each phone
📺 Shared screen
10 races
20 races
50 races
100 races
Endless
50 races
€2,000
€5,000
€15,000
€5,000
None
1 cow
2 cows
No races
50
100
200
Runs this many races behind the scenes before race 1, so every cow already has form and a race record.
No timer
1 minute
3 minutes
5 minutes
Race starts automatically once time's up, even if not everyone's bet.
On
Off
A quick 1-2 min walkthrough of owning cows and the betting ring, shown before the first race. Great for new players — turn it off for a group that's already played.
💉 Some races you get the chance to dope one of your own cows for a one-race boost, with a risk of failing the post-race test.
On
Off
😈 Some races you get the chance to pay to poison or snipe one rival cow before the gates open.
On
Off
🏠 Players can open their stable, send cows to cowcamp and buy or sell at the Cow Market. Off = betting only: no starter cows, doping, sabotage or Bingo Grandma cow prizes.
Join a race night
Enter PIN
Grab your phone and join
Scan the code, or enter this PIN
Who's racing
All players will move to the betting screen simultaneously.
Waiting for the game master to open betting…
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SESSIONRESULTS
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FINALSTANDINGS
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HIGHSCORES
Only hosted games started from a preset that ran every race count. Customized games and sessions closed early don't.